May 2013
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
bre-aking:
My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
unlesstheylistentonickelback:
they-are-all-lies:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
Wait so Jesus had wool that was white as snow