darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
bre-aking: My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
unlesstheylistentonickelback: they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK Wait so Jesus had wool that was white as snow